Read my Poetry

The Lobster is King

 

 

Lobsters have a patriarchy
Therefore patriarchy is natural.
It’s science.
We should embrace the natural order
And force the honeybee to do the same.
.
Witches are real:
They live in swamps.
Be precise in your speech.
.
Nationalise the vagina.
Enforced monogamy is necessary.
I will not use the pronoun ‘they’.
It is authoritarian to force me to be polite.
.
Marxism is on the rise.
Postmodern neo-Marxism.
Postmodern neo-Marxist Cultural Bolshevikism.
Words no longer have meaning.
.
Dragons are real.
They are a category.
Like predators are a category.
Be precise in your speech.
.
The sexual marketplace must be rigged,
To compensate for male brutality.
Lives would be saved:
Elliot Rodger could have been prevented
By a National Courtesan Service.
(Maybe not Omar Mateen,
But no system is perfect.)
It is conscientious for women to be agreeable.
.
This is science.
This is logic.
This is rationality.
Clean your room to ensnare a Chaos Dragon.
.
Men are violent.
Women must pay the price.
But be careful not to say that:
Be imprecise in your speech.
European Lobster by Bart Braun, Wikimedia Commons 2017-10-22.jpg